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Below are the rules for a game of Danger Golf. Breaking of the rules results in elimination... unless you're the Eliminator. A ritual spanking will be in order if you're the Eliminator and you break the rules.
All controversial decisions on rules breakages will be taken to Kangaroo Court.
Rule 1: 1 Club Length
Rule 1: 1 Club Length
When facing a shot, the Athlete must be standing fully upright and their entire body (including arms and legs) must be within 1 club length of their game sphere. An Athlete can only shelter behind obstacles if this condition is met.
Punishment: Elimination
Rule 2: Negative Play
Rule 2: Negative Play
"Negative play" is against the spirit of Danger Golf. An Athlete must not make more than TWO consecutive "positional" shots. All other shots must be aggressive and aimed at another Athlete.
Punishment: Elimination
Rule 3: Inappropriate Behaviour
Rule 3: Inappropriate Behaviour
Swearing, littering and "inappropriate" behaviour is prohibited. If you are unsure what constitutes inappropriate behaviour ask yourself "would I do/say this in my own family home". Any non-playing members of the Gaskin family may issue punishments for these offenses without question.
Punishment: Elimination
Rule 4: Eliminator cannot win
Rule 4: Eliminator cannot win
The eliminator MUST NOT play a shot which would end the round as a stalemate if he is UNASSOCIATED. If a situation arises where any shot the eliminator plays would result in a stalemate the eliminator will not play a shot during that round of shots. The eliminator can still eliminate any target later in that game provided they are hit by another athlete and ASSIGNED a target.
Punishment: Ritual spanking of the Eliminator (and shot disallowed)
Rule 5: Eliminator must attack
Rule 5: Eliminator must attack
Positional shots by the eliminator are prohibited.
Punishment: Ritual spanking of the Eliminator (and shot disallowed)
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